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23 July, 2010 - In a vain attempt to visit Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus was arrested at the Lynwood Correctional Facility after a routine search revealed a serving of flan in her panties. “What’s THIS doing in your panties?” screamed one guard, removing the still warm custard dish from between Miley’s legs. “Who’s this for, you nasty bitch?” Another hidden desert item was discovered during a more thorough cavity search and Cyrus was arrested and taken downtown for booking.
Reportedly, Miley quickly broke down into tears and confessed to trying to smuggle the desert to Lohan, who supposedly just loves the stuff. “She can’t get enough of it,” said a close friend who declined to be identified.

According to reports, Miley planned on taking advantage of one of Lohan’s allotted conjugal visits and allowing Lohan to discreetly consume the decadent dish from between her thighs. “I was just trying the help out a friend,” she weeped as she was charged with attempting to smuggle contraband into a correctional facility.
“That’s RIGHT,” screamed Billy. “My daughter may be a slut, but she’s no felon…wait what?” Miley was released without charges, but several fan club members had to have their stomachs pumped once they heard the news, “That ain’t chocolate mousse, either!”
source: spooftimes.com
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23 July, 2010 - In a vain attempt to visit Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus was arrested at the Lynwood Correctional Facility after a routine search revealed a serving of flan in her panties. “What’s THIS doing in your panties?” screamed one guard, removing the still warm custard dish from between Miley’s legs. “Who’s this for, you nasty bitch?” Another hidden desert item was discovered during a more thorough cavity search and Cyrus was arrested and taken downtown for booking.
Reportedly, Miley quickly broke down into tears and confessed to trying to smuggle the desert to Lohan, who supposedly just loves the stuff. “She can’t get enough of it,” said a close friend who declined to be identified.

“That’s RIGHT,” screamed Billy. “My daughter may be a slut, but she’s no felon…wait what?” Miley was released without charges, but several fan club members had to have their stomachs pumped once they heard the news, “That ain’t chocolate mousse, either!”
source: spooftimes.com











































